they'd be self inflicted. Stanley Silver, Hertfordshire Send letters to Winner's Dinners, The Sunday Times, 1 Pennington Street, London E98 1ST or e-mail michael.winner@sunday

admire your creator so much? Stanley Silver, Hertfordshire I was pleased you stood your ground against BA. I fly to Stockholm and Vienna and try to get a flight with SAS or Austrian Airlines, who are simply superior to BA. For starters, the food BA

guess it must have been you. Stanley Silver, Hertfordshire Last week you mentioned the chips at Michael Parkinson's restaurant were historic. What about the chocolate fondue? I was so moved I asked the waiter if the chef was single. Geraldine, take

that had you as a member. Stanley Silver, Hertfordshire At Marco Pierre White's restaurant Lanes about three tables were occupied on Saturday night. The starters were average, I've had many better steaks, the crème brulee was poor. Marco joined

you gave him the bill? Stanley Silver, Hertfordshire No wonder Sir Michael Caine was sceptical. For the professional who planned The Italian Job, having you reading a map in a vehicle with tinted glass and not checking the jet had enough fuel

given the bill for the lot. Stanley Silver, Hertfordshire Small jokette for your amuse-bouche. Met a friend who said he was sleeping with a fabulous blonde - one of twins. Then he said he was also sleeping with the other twin. "How do you tell

you described is beyond me. Stanley Silver, Hertfordshire The grounds of Lewtrenchard Manor look delightful. Since "other staff members" were in the photo it was only fair that an ageing member of the gardening team was included. Brian Harrison,

wouldn't look out of place. Stanley Silver, Hertfordshire Charming photo - but why do you wear cut-off nightdresses under your jacket? Dennis Pallis, Kent I'll give up The Sunday Times if I see another picture of you wearing untidy loafers with a

guys made the place great. Stanley Silver, Hertfordshire Screaming kids are no problem. Thinking my wife's hearing was failing I asked my doctor's advice. "Stand far away from the kitchen and call out, 'What's for dinner?' " he suggested. I

opened in the 16th century! Stanley Silver, Hertfordshire Please investigate the "Cheltenham mystery". The Champignon Sauvage has two Michelin stars, yet the food is average to poor and overpriced; the atmosphere, clinical; the welcome, hostile.