"Yes, she married you." Stanley Silver, Hertfordshire Since you're millions of pounds in debt, I trust Geraldine insisted you sign a prenuptial agreement. Ian Hawks Graham, Glasgow I entered a scruffy-looking bar in Venice to be

it must have been you. Stanley Silver, Hertfordshire Last week you mentioned the chips at Michael Parkinson's restaurant were historic. What about the chocolate fondue? I was so moved I asked the waiter if the chef was single.