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Winner's Dinners - We're a little late for tea with Mussolini
very tedious.
From Don Roberts in Cheshire: Becky asks Hymie: "What are you doing?"
Hymie replies: "Nothing."
Becky says: "Nothing? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."
Hymie responds: "I was only
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Winner's Dinners - I'm Michael, fly me - if you want a feast in the sky
birthday party. By then Gordon Brown I will be redistributing the wealth of this unfortunate country - including yours! You should still be able to afford dinner at Harry Ramsden's. With transport by charabanc.
don Roberts, Birkenhead
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Winner's Dinners - Glad you've turned over a new leaf, Skye
like a normal girl?
Don Roberts, Cheshire
Can you be sure that Geraldine's listening to the radio, Michael? They're probably noise-cancelling headphones. Check the weather forecast she gives you in the morning. If it's correct
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Winner's Dinners - The fabulous four on tour (part two)
and fried artichokes and donkey ham. Sorry about the donkey, marvellous ham. To finish I had semifreddo with raspberry sauce; Michael, tiramisu. Both historic.
The other restaurant was recommended by Chris Rea's staggeringly lovely
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Winner's Dinners - A nice rose washed down with a glass of Uncle Harry
Welcome to the club.
Don Roberts, Cheshire
For a man who is able to select the best table, it seemed an odd choice for you to be on the pavement outside Akkadia . At least Geraldine had a chair. Were you planning a picnic? Or
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Winner's Dinners - Ah, this tastes familiar: it's the Tang of disappointment
civil service, really.
Don Roberts, Cheshire
"I'll look into it", the phrase used by the Cipriani manager , is one you shouldn't knock. I bet you use it every time the bank manager calls to say there's a gaping hole where your balance
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Winner's Dinners - With this girl's help I’m rising from the TV grave
Jewish, wrote from north London that it was a disgrace. No Jews were called Hymie any more (oh yeah, the name Hyman is banned, is it?). Did I think I was aggrandising myself at the expense of his race? In the same post I got 16 Hymie jokes from
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Winner's Dinners - Pass me the circular saw - I've ordered the tender ribs
look at you and I swear.
Don Roberts, Cheshire
No sooner have we accustomed ourselves to your award-winning garb of nightshirt, pyjama bottoms and carpet slippers than you introduce the muffler . Is this regression to your days of
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Winner's Dinners - Picasso, Bricusse, me - all the greats have eaten here
knew that.
From Don Roberts in Wirral:
Hymie decides to make a will. He calls out to his wife, Becky, who’s washing up in the kitchen.
"Darling," he announces, "I'm going to leave everything to you."
"You always have,"
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Winner's Dinners - Sold down the river again
meal."
Kiaran MacDonald, the general manager, says in the hotel brochure, "The Savoy looks for perfection in every detail." Looking ain't enough. Fairmont hotels should redesign the River restaurant and fire everyone in it. Including
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